HaPpY BiRtHdAe!!! *smiles*

Hey... Ah boy here... tis post dedicated 2 U... yupz... ur cute bro is wishin a very very very very very very HAPPY hilarious Birthday!!! =D Hahaz... dunno wat 2 say oso... ur bro a lil gong la... well... anywayz... read on...

Learn to laugh at your own faults.
Then ya laugh at the faults of others -- that's where the real kicks are.

Drugs don't make you cool.
Only popular friends and the right clothes can do that.

Treat every person you meet like they're a member of your family.
So, find a stranger and tell them how they screwed up your life.

Always be you.
Unless you are annoying, in which case, please be someone else.

Hear no evil, see no evil and speak no evil...
And you'll never be a success at a party

Some people always practice the art of tact...
Personally, I think you should tell the truth

If you consider college the "Fountain of Knowledge"...
At least gargle once in a while

Always pick your fights. Sometimes, it's better to be neutral...
Like when your wife and Mother-in-Law argue, for example

Remember, regardless of what you may hear...
It's isn't the thought, it's the gift behind it

Keep a positive attitude. If someone tells you that half the world is starving...
Tell them to look at the bright side; Half the world can eat.