TML's e eND oF oRieNTaTioN...!!!

Hahas... e end of all tis crap... at last... YES!!! Finally. All tis mundane stuf is gonna end... YES... its nt as if e class can really bond loh... Haiz... if u wanna hav an orientation... hav a gd one lah... wah lao... 2 days orientate wat loh... FEET?... Haiz... Dunno wat they hav in mind oso...

Tis system really sux... Haiz... Nt gonna dwell on it... gonna keep tis nice n short... So i'll add some jokes instead... enjoy...

I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

TeN CoMMaNDMeNTS oF TeeNS

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

Haha... Sorie... a few quite crude... but its damn funny...